It's time for another nerd joke:
9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)
9x - 7i > 9x - 21u
-7i > -21u
7i < 21u
i < 3u
That's a very...unique way to express your love.
Here's another one I came across:
Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you're CuTe!
Nice mnemonic!
There is a fine line between numerator and denominator!
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
If a pizza has a radius "z" and a depth "a," what is the pizza's volume?
pi*z*z*a
Knock, knock
Who's there?
To.
To who?
No, no, no, to whom.
So true:
Now you may think that the glass is half full, and you may think that the glass is half empty, but engineers know that the glass is actually two times larger than it needs to be.
8: Hey guys! Wanna meet my friend?
2 & 3: Sure, but where is he?
8: (to √(-1)) Why can't people see you?
There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary code, and those who don't.
2 + 2 = fish
3 + 3 = eight
7 + 7 = triangle
Don't overthink it.
The answer's right in front of you.
Pi back wards is PIE.
Type "3.14" in a calculator and hold a mirror to its side!
If you're not part of the problem, you're part of the precipitate.
224 words so far!
I didn't get this one at first:
Two men walk into a bar. The first man asks for H20. The second man asks for H20, too. The bartender hands them their drinks, and after finishing their drinks the second man drops dead.
There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
I love nerd jokes! 336 words.
Didn't meant o do that. Uha=-pkoh..................../
Oh, no.
(Click here for Joan Jett's "Bad Reputation" and here for Avril Lavigne's cover.)
Baetreferob4b4b4b4b4bb4 anything goes weriing, lemmeas say goodbyewaszfa.f dathatds;s not nescess, is it?/
obyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)
9x - 7i > 9x - 21u
-7i > -21u
7i < 21u
i < 3u
That's a very...unique way to express your love.
Here's another one I came across:
Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you're CuTe!
Nice mnemonic!
There is a fine line between numerator and denominator!
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
If a pizza has a radius "z" and a depth "a," what is the pizza's volume?
pi*z*z*a
Knock, knock
Who's there?
To.
To who?
No, no, no, to whom.
So true:
Now you may think that the glass is half full, and you may think that the glass is half empty, but engineers know that the glass is actually two times larger than it needs to be.
8: Hey guys! Wanna meet my friend?
2 & 3: Sure, but where is he?
8: (to √(-1)) Why can't people see you?
There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary code, and those who don't.
2 + 2 = fish
3 + 3 = eight
7 + 7 = triangle
Don't overthink it.
The answer's right in front of you.
Pi back wards is PIE.
Type "3.14" in a calculator and hold a mirror to its side!
If you're not part of the problem, you're part of the precipitate.
224 words so far!
I didn't get this one at first:
Two men walk into a bar. The first man asks for H20. The second man asks for H20, too. The bartender hands them their drinks, and after finishing their drinks the second man drops dead.
There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
I love nerd jokes! 336 words.
Didn't meant o do that. Uha=-pkoh..................../
Oh, no.
(Click here for Joan Jett's "Bad Reputation" and here for Avril Lavigne's cover.)
Baetreferob4b4b4b4b4bb4 anything goes weriing, lemmeas say goodbyewaszfa.f dathatds;s not nescess, is it?/
obyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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