I am 13. Woot woot.
Technically a teenager.
Technically.
I'm sitting in art class.
And they haven't even uttered the words "happy birthday."
Now hey, just 'cause they're older than I doesn't mean they should be afraid of growing older!
Friday, July 26, 2013
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
This Made My Jaw Drop...
I mean, seriously, that's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo creative.
Oh, sorry, the link: click here. =D
Oh, sorry, the link: click here. =D
Monday, July 22, 2013
It Is Unknown's Birthday!
Yep, it's that time of year: IIU's birthday! I did a take on the original song "Happy Birthday" for her! Yeah, I'm so predictable...usually. Okay, here's the song:
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy
biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirthday
toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ayo, ayo, ayo, everybody now!
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
(beatboxing)
Happy birthday (hey, hey, hey)
I said a-happy birthday to a special girl
Happy birthday
H-happy birthday
Now (ooh), now, now
Now, put your hands together
Happy, happy birthday
(happy, happy)
Happy birthday
(happy, happy, happy)
Happy birthday
(guitar solo)
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh)
(dance break)
Yeah, happy
Yeah, happy
Yeah, happy
(ooooooooooooooooooooh)
Happy birthday, girl
(hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)
I copied this from my email, which would explain the different font. Also, I kinda forgot the tune already, but oh well.
And I have Beyonce's "Best Thing I Never Had" stuck in my head. =D
Update: If I have the lyrics in front of me, I remember the tune. If I don't, well...
Update: If I have the lyrics in front of me, I remember the tune. If I don't, well...
Sunday, July 21, 2013
Just One More, Please!
Resist...Resi—oh, hey!
One more nerd joke, just one (or two, or three, or four, or...)!
Okay, okay, here it is:
Uranium
Radium
Cu (Copper)
Tellurium
Double whammy! Science and math! LOL, I am such a nerd!
URaCuTe!
And I'm cheesy!
See yaz! =D
One more nerd joke, just one (or two, or three, or four, or...)!
Okay, okay, here it is:
Uranium
Radium
Cu (Copper)
Tellurium
Double whammy! Science and math! LOL, I am such a nerd!
URaCuTe!
And I'm cheesy!
See yaz! =D
Saturday, July 20, 2013
How to Make Your Character Seem Smart
So... your character's supposed to be a genius, but you just can seem to channel your smarts into theirs?
No need to worry! Take a look at these ways to make your characters seem smart.
Way #1: make all your other characters seem dumb by comparison.
Ex: "OMIGAW!" Lilly said. "Really? X= F? B-but--they're both letters!"
Laurianne rolled her eyes at this heinous "discovery" of Lilly's. "I found it quite obvious," she said.
Way #2: use intelligent words like heinous instead of bad, gruesome instead of gross, and quite instead of really.
Which seem's smarter?
"I found it quite gruesome, actually."
Or
"No, it was really gross."
You don't gotta tell me, 'cause I know.
Way #3: do not use contractions or slang. You see what I did there?
Cannot instead of can't.
Do not instead of don't.
You instead of ya.
You get the gist?
Please, no one take this badly. I'm not saying smart folks talk like that. But the stereotypes do.
By the way, the last two will work in real life also. :)
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
A Thought
π + sigma = pie
Don't get it?
Welllllllllllllllllllllllllll, π is spelled "p-i" and sigma (Σ) looks like an "e."
Put it all together: pi-e!
PIE!!
Oh, and I wanted to tell you all about my dream last night, which I forgot most of.
So, what I remember is a snake (not so creepy, but my dream self was scared to just hold it) and a mole. Where the heck did I come up with a mole? Then I looked at the cover of a book I finished last night: Also Known As by Robin Benway (she's an awesome author!). Here's the def of that kind of mole straight from the dictionary: "a spy who works against enemy espionage."
So, anyway, while, at first, I was gonna donate them to a museum, but I ended up giving them to my friend "Charles." He planned to do the same, and the dream ended. BTW, he had a farm in the dream. I LOVE farms! =D
Don't get it?
Welllllllllllllllllllllllllll, π is spelled "p-i" and sigma (Σ) looks like an "e."
Put it all together: pi-e!
PIE!!
Oh, and I wanted to tell you all about my dream last night, which I forgot most of.
So, what I remember is a snake (not so creepy, but my dream self was scared to just hold it) and a mole. Where the heck did I come up with a mole? Then I looked at the cover of a book I finished last night: Also Known As by Robin Benway (she's an awesome author!). Here's the def of that kind of mole straight from the dictionary: "a spy who works against enemy espionage."
So, anyway, while, at first, I was gonna donate them to a museum, but I ended up giving them to my friend "Charles." He planned to do the same, and the dream ended. BTW, he had a farm in the dream. I LOVE farms! =D
Monday, July 15, 2013
A Random Thought I Had Last Night...
So, yeah, I was in my bed last night. Then I got up to ask my dad if a star could be considered a type of decagon. I mean, think about it:
Count the number of sides.
See? A decagon! I think, or...
=D
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Count the number of sides.
See? A decagon! I think, or...
=D
Friday, July 12, 2013
More Nerd Jokes!
I seem to be obsessed with nerd jokes lately! (Heartsstarssmiles here.) So here are some more, continued from the last post...
Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?
Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?
Stay tuned, I'll post more later.
Report Card
Science: C
Math: F
Social Studies: F
PE: F
English: F
"Look, Mom! Carbon tetrafluoride!"
Mathematician #1: Ha! π is irrational, meaning it can't be expressed as a relationship between two numbers! *smug look on face*
Mathematician #2: π/1
This next one isn't exactly nerdy, but...
Person: Aaaah! A werewolf!
Wolf #1: Heh, I'm no werewolf. I'm a whenwolf. I just go around telling everyone what time it is!
Wolf #2: "All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations."
Wolf #1: Thanks, whywolf!
Wolf #3: Kurt Vonnegut said that!
Wolf #1: Thanks, whowolf!
I am Nitrogen/Erbium/Dysprosium.
NErDy
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
This next one is nice. I like Lady Gaga. But I should just make you click here.
Hey, what's your sine? It must be π/2 because you are the one.
i: Be rational.
π: Get real.
I told a waiter this next joke (that I posted earlier).
Chemist #1: I'll have some H2O.
Chemist #2: I'll have some H2O, too.
(Chemist #2 dies.)
How often do I make jokes about chemistry?
Periodically.
128√e980
If you erase the top, it says...
I Love You
Math puns are the first sign of madness.
Are you sulfur, tantalum, hydrogen, or phosphorous?
Because I want you to STaHP.
Speed Limit: 2x = (360/4)
I'm not being obtuse, but you know I'm right when I say you're acute.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you.
Ugh! You're so much like a nitrogen and silver mix.
NAg, NAg, NAg!
349 words!
Some dragon nerds like to play "Houses and Humans."
Oxygen: You guys wanna go watch a movie?
Potassium: K.
Sodium: Na.
Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?
Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?
Stay tuned, I'll post more later.
Report Card
Science: C
Math: F
Social Studies: F
PE: F
English: F
"Look, Mom! Carbon tetrafluoride!"
Mathematician #1: Ha! π is irrational, meaning it can't be expressed as a relationship between two numbers! *smug look on face*
Mathematician #2: π/1
This next one isn't exactly nerdy, but...
Person: Aaaah! A werewolf!
Wolf #1: Heh, I'm no werewolf. I'm a whenwolf. I just go around telling everyone what time it is!
Wolf #2: "All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations."
Wolf #1: Thanks, whywolf!
Wolf #3: Kurt Vonnegut said that!
Wolf #1: Thanks, whowolf!
I am Nitrogen/Erbium/Dysprosium.
NErDy
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
This next one is nice. I like Lady Gaga. But I should just make you click here.
Hey, what's your sine? It must be π/2 because you are the one.
i: Be rational.
π: Get real.
I told a waiter this next joke (that I posted earlier).
Chemist #1: I'll have some H2O.
Chemist #2: I'll have some H2O, too.
(Chemist #2 dies.)
How often do I make jokes about chemistry?
Periodically.
128√e980
If you erase the top, it says...
I Love You
Math puns are the first sign of madness.
Are you sulfur, tantalum, hydrogen, or phosphorous?
Because I want you to STaHP.
Speed Limit: 2x = (360/4)
I'm not being obtuse, but you know I'm right when I say you're acute.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you.
Ugh! You're so much like a nitrogen and silver mix.
NAg, NAg, NAg!
349 words!
Some dragon nerds like to play "Houses and Humans."
Oxygen: You guys wanna go watch a movie?
Potassium: K.
Sodium: Na.
Awesomest Holidays You Don't Know Exist
I love everything in that gif except for the hair.
Is that supposed to be a haircut or widows peak?
A really bad widows peak.
I love her nails.
And her ring.
And her eyes.
And her cheekboness.
Now why am I talking about this?
Because I missed my deadline a couple weeks ago.
National Pink Day.
June 23.
Though I'm celebrating P!nk instead.
I'm not too mad for missing pink day, but I am mad for missing Cow Appreciation day. On July 10th.
My birthday is National Hot Dog Day. I dislike hot dogs with a passion. Shucks.
Although I can't say that I don't look forward to Chocolate Covered Anything Day.
December 16.
I'll be celebrating that.
http://overlookedholidays.com/holidays/07_10_cow.php
Psssssssssssssssssssssssssst...Heartsstarssmiles here!
National Pink Day is on my mom's birthday?! And I missed it?! Pink is my fave color!
And I like the singer P!nk, too!
And I love all animals, so it's sad that I missed Cow Appreciation Day.
I would celebrate National Hot Dog Day, but I'm vegetarian. That's right, never tasted a hot dog!
Or any other kind of meat. However, going vegan would be really hard for me, so I admire you, vegans!
But Chocolate-Covered Anything Day? Count me in! =D
Psssssssssssssssssssssssssst...Heartsstarssmiles here!
National Pink Day is on my mom's birthday?! And I missed it?! Pink is my fave color!
And I like the singer P!nk, too!
And I love all animals, so it's sad that I missed Cow Appreciation Day.
I would celebrate National Hot Dog Day, but I'm vegetarian. That's right, never tasted a hot dog!
Or any other kind of meat. However, going vegan would be really hard for me, so I admire you, vegans!
But Chocolate-Covered Anything Day? Count me in! =D
Wednesday, July 10, 2013
Nerd Love
It's time for another nerd joke:
9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)
9x - 7i > 9x - 21u
-7i > -21u
7i < 21u
i < 3u
That's a very...unique way to express your love.
Here's another one I came across:
Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you're CuTe!
Nice mnemonic!
There is a fine line between numerator and denominator!
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
If a pizza has a radius "z" and a depth "a," what is the pizza's volume?
pi*z*z*a
Knock, knock
Who's there?
To.
To who?
No, no, no, to whom.
So true:
Now you may think that the glass is half full, and you may think that the glass is half empty, but engineers know that the glass is actually two times larger than it needs to be.
8: Hey guys! Wanna meet my friend?
2 & 3: Sure, but where is he?
8: (to √(-1)) Why can't people see you?
There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary code, and those who don't.
2 + 2 = fish
3 + 3 = eight
7 + 7 = triangle
Don't overthink it.
The answer's right in front of you.
Pi back wards is PIE.
Type "3.14" in a calculator and hold a mirror to its side!
If you're not part of the problem, you're part of the precipitate.
224 words so far!
I didn't get this one at first:
Two men walk into a bar. The first man asks for H20. The second man asks for H20, too. The bartender hands them their drinks, and after finishing their drinks the second man drops dead.
There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
I love nerd jokes! 336 words.
Didn't meant o do that. Uha=-pkoh..................../
Oh, no.
(Click here for Joan Jett's "Bad Reputation" and here for Avril Lavigne's cover.)
Baetreferob4b4b4b4b4bb4 anything goes weriing, lemmeas say goodbyewaszfa.f dathatds;s not nescess, is it?/
obyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)
9x - 7i > 9x - 21u
-7i > -21u
7i < 21u
i < 3u
That's a very...unique way to express your love.
Here's another one I came across:
Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you're CuTe!
Nice mnemonic!
There is a fine line between numerator and denominator!
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
If a pizza has a radius "z" and a depth "a," what is the pizza's volume?
pi*z*z*a
Knock, knock
Who's there?
To.
To who?
No, no, no, to whom.
So true:
Now you may think that the glass is half full, and you may think that the glass is half empty, but engineers know that the glass is actually two times larger than it needs to be.
8: Hey guys! Wanna meet my friend?
2 & 3: Sure, but where is he?
8: (to √(-1)) Why can't people see you?
There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary code, and those who don't.
2 + 2 = fish
3 + 3 = eight
7 + 7 = triangle
Don't overthink it.
The answer's right in front of you.
Pi back wards is PIE.
Type "3.14" in a calculator and hold a mirror to its side!
If you're not part of the problem, you're part of the precipitate.
224 words so far!
I didn't get this one at first:
Two men walk into a bar. The first man asks for H20. The second man asks for H20, too. The bartender hands them their drinks, and after finishing their drinks the second man drops dead.
There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
I love nerd jokes! 336 words.
Didn't meant o do that. Uha=-pkoh..................../
Oh, no.
(Click here for Joan Jett's "Bad Reputation" and here for Avril Lavigne's cover.)
Baetreferob4b4b4b4b4bb4 anything goes weriing, lemmeas say goodbyewaszfa.f dathatds;s not nescess, is it?/
obyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Tuesday, July 9, 2013
Hey, Did You Hear?
Oxygen went out with magnesium! OMg! It was awesome! They even shared a potassium, iodine, and two parts sulfur! But then, they just exploded (source: Yahoo! Answers). It just wasn't meant to be . Tsk, tsk. Oxygen wishes he'd stayed with potassium. At least that went OK.
Oxygen + Magnesium = OMg
Potassium + Iodine + Sulfur + Sulfur = KISS
Oxygen + Potassium = OK
Science nerd. =D
You will be Phosphorus,
heartsstarssmiles
Oxygen + Magnesium = OMg
Potassium + Iodine + Sulfur + Sulfur = KISS
Oxygen + Potassium = OK
Science nerd. =D
You will be Phosphorus,
heartsstarssmiles
Sunday, July 7, 2013
FreeRice
Hey guys! Check out FreeRice! I learned about it a few years ago, and have been on it ever since! It's this place where you can anonymously (or not) donate rice to families in need. For every academic question (your choice of category) that you answer correctly, they'll donate 10 grains of rice on your behalf! Check it out! =D
Saturday, July 6, 2013
My Friend's B-Day!
Tomorrow (July 7) is my friend's birthday! We've been friends literally forever! Hey, "Liz," you know who you are! ;)
I'm gonna look up her birthday on Wikipedia and see who has the same birthday...
Because "artist" covers a LOT of bases. And that's what Liz is. She's amazing! =D
Speaking of birthdays, some upcoming b-days:
I'm gonna look up her birthday on Wikipedia and see who has the same birthday...
- some emperors
- artists (in more than one way)
- well, that covered a lot of bases!
Because "artist" covers a LOT of bases. And that's what Liz is. She's amazing! =D
Speaking of birthdays, some upcoming b-days:
- July 13: my dad's
- July 15: Brenda Milner's
- July 23: IIU's
- July 25: "Jenette's"
SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
According to all the... people out there, swag means...
Secretly We Are Gay.
So lets SWAG out!!!
We are total LGBTers.
Luv 'em.
WE DO.
They're awesome.
Very.
Apologies on the lengths behalf.
Secretly We Are Gay.
So lets SWAG out!!!
We are total LGBTers.
Luv 'em.
WE DO.
They're awesome.
Very.
Apologies on the lengths behalf.
Epic
No, I'm not talking about the movie. ;)
IIU and I were talking about stuff that kids—sorry, I mean t(w)eens—our age say. Examples: swag, YOLO, epic, etc.
We decided that, if we saw something awesome, we would say that it's a long poem. Because that's what an epic really is: A long poem.
I'm writing this post on an app, B-T-dubs. =D
IIU and I were talking about stuff that kids—sorry, I mean t(w)eens—our age say. Examples: swag, YOLO, epic, etc.
We decided that, if we saw something awesome, we would say that it's a long poem. Because that's what an epic really is: A long poem.
I'm writing this post on an app, B-T-dubs. =D
I have to address this problem...
But you want content in your posts right?
This is the only think I'll a... um.... act like...
Wow. Aren't those past many lines so contentful? (is that a word?)
This is the only think I'll a... um.... act like...
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openly.
Content and length.
Content and length.
Length doesn't matter as much IF your content is actually good.
Content.
Content.
Content.
Content.
Content.
Content.
Content.
Content.
Content.
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Wow. Aren't those past many lines so contentful? (is that a word?)
My point exactly.
I have to give kudos to us for one thing though.
I'd actually read our blog now.
Before, it was a big pile of barf.
Bye.
PS: Understand that this post was full of sarcasm, so don't take anything too seriously. Well, everything except the... thing... blah... whatevs.
And whenever you put a smiley-face next to something everybody realizes your not a female dog. :)
So, I'm gonna add them. :)
So, I'm gonna add them. :)
Ahh, god, I'm a hypocrite. :)
So, this does not count as part of my post, 'cause it's exactly the same!:)
But you want content in your posts right? :)
This is the only think I'll a... um.... act like...:)
Wow. Aren't those past many lines so contentful? (is that a word?) :)
This is the only think I'll a... um.... act like...:)
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openly.:)
Content and length.:)
Content and length.:)
Length doesn't matter as much IF your content is actually good.:)
Content.:)
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Wow. Aren't those past many lines so contentful? (is that a word?) :)
My point exactly. :)
I have to give kudos to us for one thing though. :)
I'd actually read our blog now.:)
Before, it was a big pile of barf.:)
Bye.
119 in actual post.
Friday, July 5, 2013
Addition to "For The Last Ten Posts That I Wrote..."
So, you guys know that post I wrote that was SUPER weird? The thing is, I didn't mean to do all that. But Blogger had different ideas.
LOLJK!! I <3 Blogger! In fact, I <4 Blogger! Get it?
Anyway, I counted the number of words in that post (not manually, of course). The total is...
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
psh
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
psh
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
psh...
That was a drumroll, by the way.
583 words!
It was supposed to have only 189, but, uh...
And, I think this may be a new habit, and I dunno (not don't know, dunno) whether or not it'll stick, but the word count is...
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
psh
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
psh
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
psh...
Lemme count...
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
psh
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
psh
dum
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dum
dum
dum
dum
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psh...
173 words! =D
LOLJK!! I <3 Blogger! In fact, I <4 Blogger! Get it?
Anyway, I counted the number of words in that post (not manually, of course). The total is...
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
psh
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
psh
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
psh...
That was a drumroll, by the way.
583 words!
It was supposed to have only 189, but, uh...
And, I think this may be a new habit, and I dunno (not don't know, dunno) whether or not it'll stick, but the word count is...
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
psh
dum
dum
dum
dum
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Lemme count...
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173 words! =D
Sorry This is a Short Post...
But let me...or how about lemme, I wanna be a lemme girl...lemme count the number of words in my post "Unlabelable" (thank you, Microsoft Word).
BRB.
Oh yeah!
265!
Lemme just count the song now.
Oh look: 207.
When I told IIU that I wrote a song, she replied, "Gasp! That's a rarity!" with obvious sarcasm.
Well, see ya!
Oh, and if you wanna know how many words this post has, go WAY down...
Each paragraph has one sentence.
Wow.
=D
80
BRB.
Oh yeah!
265!
Lemme just count the song now.
Oh look: 207.
When I told IIU that I wrote a song, she replied, "Gasp! That's a rarity!" with obvious sarcasm.
Well, see ya!
Oh, and if you wanna know how many words this post has, go WAY down...
Each paragraph has one sentence.
Wow.
=D
80
Hey, IIU!
Are we counting the number of words in each post now?
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Oh, and TY!! That means thank you, by the by.
Okay, I'm gonna play The Open Up a Dictionary Game, invented by It Is Unknown. I have a copy of Catching Fire by Suzanne Collins by my side. I'm reading it for the 2nd time, whereas It Is Unknown has read it at least five times. The first book of the series was our lit book in English. I loved it, and am reading the series again.
Anyway, I'm gonna turn to a random page right now.
Word: chill
Type of Writing: six-word story
Cool in more ways than one.
I like 'em six-word stories!
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Oh, and TY!! That means thank you, by the by.
Okay, I'm gonna play The Open Up a Dictionary Game, invented by It Is Unknown. I have a copy of Catching Fire by Suzanne Collins by my side. I'm reading it for the 2nd time, whereas It Is Unknown has read it at least five times. The first book of the series was our lit book in English. I loved it, and am reading the series again.
Anyway, I'm gonna turn to a random page right now.
Word: chill
Type of Writing: six-word story
Cool in more ways than one.
I like 'em six-word stories!
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"Unlabelable"
Holla! Heartsstarssmiles here! I wrote a song yesterday called "Unlabelable," a little before the fireworks ("Firework" by Katy Perry)!"Unlabelable" isn't a word, Blogger? It is now! Right-click, Add To Dictionary, voila! Red lines gone! Except for "holla." Right-click, Add To Dictionary, voila! Red lines gone! Oh, the song. Here ya go...
You see me
Standing in the corner
Not saying a word
That's me
Then you see
I'm the life of the party
No one can faze me
That's me
Smile
And dance the night away
The night away
How can someone so shy-ee
Be so ready to fly-ee?
I'll tell you how
I'm unlabelable
U-U-Unlabelable
That's right
Unlabelable
U-U-Unlabelable
You can't label a girl like me
Like me
Like me
Oh, li-ike me
Misunderstood all the time
Unlabelable
U-Unlabelable
U-U-Unlabelable
I was the one
Who got the A+
Next one on the dean's list
Then I started dancing
I know you saw me
Yeah, that's me
Read
And write the best report
The best report
How can someone so nerdy
Be the next one to break your heart
I'll tell you how
I'm unlabelable
U-U-Unlabelable
That's right
Unlabelable
U-U-Unlabelable
You can't label a girl like me
Like me
Like me
Oh, li-ike me
Misunderstood all the time
Unlabelable
U-Unlabelable
U-U-Unlabelable
I'm a jock
I'm a nerd
I'm a dork
I'm a girly-girl
A celeb
That weird kid
Who should skip a grade
I don't care what you think
(No haters, please)
I am misunderstood
Oh, and remember this:
U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-
Unlabelable
That's right
U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-Un
U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-Un
U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-Un
U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-
Unlabelable
Catch Ya Later,
heartsstarssmiles (Not that again!)
You see me
Standing in the corner
Not saying a word
That's me
Then you see
I'm the life of the party
No one can faze me
That's me
Smile
And dance the night away
The night away
How can someone so shy-ee
Be so ready to fly-ee?
I'll tell you how
I'm unlabelable
U-U-Unlabelable
That's right
Unlabelable
U-U-Unlabelable
You can't label a girl like me
Like me
Like me
Oh, li-ike me
Misunderstood all the time
Unlabelable
U-Unlabelable
U-U-Unlabelable
I was the one
Who got the A+
Next one on the dean's list
Then I started dancing
I know you saw me
Yeah, that's me
Read
And write the best report
The best report
How can someone so nerdy
Be the next one to break your heart
I'll tell you how
I'm unlabelable
U-U-Unlabelable
That's right
Unlabelable
U-U-Unlabelable
You can't label a girl like me
Like me
Like me
Oh, li-ike me
Misunderstood all the time
Unlabelable
U-Unlabelable
U-U-Unlabelable
I'm a jock
I'm a nerd
I'm a dork
I'm a girly-girl
A celeb
That weird kid
Who should skip a grade
I don't care what you think
(No haters, please)
I am misunderstood
Oh, and remember this:
U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-
Unlabelable
That's right
U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-Un
U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-Un
U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-Un
U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-
Unlabelable
Catch Ya Later,
heartsstarssmiles (Not that again!)
I Just Realized All My Characters Are Psychopaths
Oh, Shiz.
So, I, like, create characters in my head and their stories. Their always these charming, intelligent girls, They're rebels. And they on't feel much remorse.
Semi-Psychopaths. And I say semi because... they're not that bad.
Semi-Psychopaths. And I say semi because... they're not that bad.
The only reason they are semi, is because they're more interesting that way. THEY HAVE PERSONALITY. Rebellion is cool.
But they don't have many friends because of their personality.
My favorite characters are confident 15 year olds who, in a time of violence and rebellion, seize the throne, and control a large portion of the world.
I always try to make them change their ways in the end, maybe befriend the opposition.
But, like I said, they're psychopaths and sociopaths.
They don't always see the error of their ways.
I think I gotta change that.
MIND OF MINE, MAKE THEM CARING!
Please.
I don't want them to rub off on me.
Sometimes I think of my character rolling their eyes, and I do it.
But I really doubt I'll whip out a samurai sword and start karate chopping the bad/good guys.
Ahh, I love buff women in suits.
Or just buff women in general.
I'm gonna make some sweet, caring, lovable characters now. So if they do rub off on me, it'll be good.
:)
By the way, I LOVE hhs' new post lengths.
Is it lengths? Multiple posts lengths?
Uggh.
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Wednesday, July 3, 2013
For the Last Ten Posts That I Wrote...
...the total number of words is (drumroll, please) 855!
Which has an average of 86 WPP (Words Per Post)! Is that good?
Now, this is a short post, I know.
Sorry, It Is Unknown (elongating the WFTP, Words For This Post—or would it be...sorry, I forgot what I was gonna say. Oh, look, it's bold!)
BOLDBOLDBOLDBOLD!!
uGH, THAT TOOK SIX MINUTES!! loljk, IT'S TOOK SIX SECONDS...oH LOOK, cAPS lOCK IS ON! i SHOULD TURN IT OFF, SHOULDN'T i?
wHA? nOW IT'S BOLD AGAIN? wHAT THE heck is going on here! Oh, I meant to capitalize that...oops...or not.
Which reminds me...ugh, I turned ITALICS! aND cAPS lOCK wILL i EVER FIND PEACE?! eVER! nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! uNDERLINE.
nOW, i'M GONNA REFER YOU TO TWO SONGS...
lEMMA GET NORMAL FIRST
"Oops...I Did It Again" by Britney Spears and "Sweet Escape" by Gwen Stefani.
sEE yAS!
uGH!
"mM, YEAH..."
(Want U Back by Cher Lloyd)
gOODB...
sORRY, LET ME (NOT LEMME, LET ME) TRY THAT AGAIN...
tHIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SHORT POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bUT IT'S...lET ME COUNT UP TO...hERE AT THE DOT...tHIS DOT, THE ONE THAT COMES AFTER THE LAST WORD. <<
189.
Eh, higher than my average. My WPPA
...the total number of words is (drumroll, please) 855!
Which has an average of 86 WPP (Words Per Post)! Is that good?
Now, this is a short post, I know.
Sorry, It Is Unknown (elongating the WFTP, Words For This Post—or would it be...sorry, I forgot what I was gonna say. Oh, look, it's bold!)
BOLDBOLDBOLDBOLD!!
uGH, THAT TOOK SIX MINUTES!! loljk, IT'S TOOK SIX SECONDS...oH LOOK, cAPS lOCK IS ON! i SHOULD TURN IT OFF, SHOULDN'T i?
wHA? nOW IT'S BOLD AGAIN? wHAT THE heck is going on here! Oh, I meant to capitalize that...oops...or not.
Which reminds me...ugh, I turned ITALICS! aND cAPS lOCK wILL i EVER FIND PEACE?! eVER! nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! uNDERLINE.
nOW, i'M GONNA REFER YOU TO TWO SONGS...
lEMMA GET NORMAL FIRST
"Oops...I Did It Again" by Britney Spears and "Sweet Escape" by Gwen Stefani.
sEE yAS!
uGH!
"mM, YEAH..."
(Want U Back by Cher Lloyd)
gOODB...
sORRY, LET ME (NOT LEMME, LET ME) TRY THAT AGAIN...
tHIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SHORT POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bUT IT'S...lET ME COUNT UP TO...hERE AT THE DOT...tHIS DOT, THE ONE THAT COMES AFTER THE LAST WORD. <<
189. Eh, longer than my average. WPPA
...the total number of words is (drumroll, please) 855!
Which has an average of 86 WPP (Words Per Post)! Is that good?
Now, this is a short post, I know.
Sorry, It Is Unknown (elongating the WFTP, Words For This Post—or would it be...sorry, I forgot what I was gonna say. Oh, look, it's bold!)
BOLDBOLDBOLDBOLD!!
uGH, THAT TOOK SIX MINUTES!! loljk, IT'S TOOK SIX SECONDS...oH LOOK, cAPS lOCK IS ON! i SHOULD TURN IT OFF, SHOULDN'T i?
wHA? nOW IT'S BOLD AGAIN? wHAT THE heck is going on here! Oh, I meant to capitalize that...oops...or not.
Which reminds me...ugh, I turned ITALICS! aND cAPS lOCK wILL i EVER FIND PEACE?! eVER! nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! uNDERLINE.
nOW, i'M GONNA REFER YOU TO TWO SONGS...
lEMMA GET NORMAL FIRST
"Oops...I Did It Again" by Britney Spears and "Sweet Escape" by Gwen Stefani.
sEE yAS!
uGH!
"mM, YEAH..."
(Want U Back by Cher Lloyd)
gOODB...
sORRY, LET ME (NOT LEMME, LET ME) TRY THAT AGAIN...
tHIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SHORT POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bUT IT'S...lET ME COUNT UP TO...hERE AT THE DOT...tHIS DOT, THE ONE THAT COMES AFTER THE LAST WORD. <<
189.
Which has an average of 86 WPP (Words Per Post)! Is that good?
Now, this is a short post, I know.
Sorry, It Is Unknown (elongating the WFTP, Words For This Post—or would it be...sorry, I forgot what I was gonna say. Oh, look, it's bold!)
BOLDBOLDBOLDBOLD!!
uGH, THAT TOOK SIX MINUTES!! loljk, IT'S TOOK SIX SECONDS...oH LOOK, cAPS lOCK IS ON! i SHOULD TURN IT OFF, SHOULDN'T i?
wHA? nOW IT'S BOLD AGAIN? wHAT THE heck is going on here! Oh, I meant to capitalize that...oops...or not.
Which reminds me...ugh, I turned ITALICS! aND cAPS lOCK wILL i EVER FIND PEACE?! eVER! nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! uNDERLINE.
nOW, i'M GONNA REFER YOU TO TWO SONGS...
lEMMA GET NORMAL FIRST
"Oops...I Did It Again" by Britney Spears and "Sweet Escape" by Gwen Stefani.
sEE yAS!
uGH!
"mM, YEAH..."
(Want U Back by Cher Lloyd)
189.
Eh, higher than my average. My WPPA
...the total number of words is (drumroll, please) 855!
Which has an average of 86 WPP (Words Per Post)! Is that good?
Now, this is a short post, I know.
Sorry, It Is Unknown (elongating the WFTP, Words For This Post—or would it be...sorry, I forgot what I was gonna say. Oh, look, it's bold!)
BOLDBOLDBOLDBOLD!!
uGH, THAT TOOK SIX MINUTES!! loljk, IT'S TOOK SIX SECONDS...oH LOOK, cAPS lOCK IS ON! i SHOULD TURN IT OFF, SHOULDN'T i?
wHA? nOW IT'S BOLD AGAIN? wHAT THE heck is going on here! Oh, I meant to capitalize that...oops...or not.
Which reminds me...ugh, I turned ITALICS! aND cAPS lOCK wILL i EVER FIND PEACE?! eVER! nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! uNDERLINE.
nOW, i'M GONNA REFER YOU TO TWO SONGS...
lEMMA GET NORMAL FIRST
"Oops...I Did It Again" by Britney Spears and "Sweet Escape" by Gwen Stefani.
sEE yAS!
uGH!
"mM, YEAH..."
(Want U Back by Cher Lloyd)
189. Eh, longer than my average. WPPA
...the total number of words is (drumroll, please) 855!
Which has an average of 86 WPP (Words Per Post)! Is that good?
Now, this is a short post, I know.
Sorry, It Is Unknown (elongating the WFTP, Words For This Post—or would it be...sorry, I forgot what I was gonna say. Oh, look, it's bold!)
BOLDBOLDBOLDBOLD!!
uGH, THAT TOOK SIX MINUTES!! loljk, IT'S TOOK SIX SECONDS...oH LOOK, cAPS lOCK IS ON! i SHOULD TURN IT OFF, SHOULDN'T i?
wHA? nOW IT'S BOLD AGAIN? wHAT THE heck is going on here! Oh, I meant to capitalize that...oops...or not.
Which reminds me...ugh, I turned ITALICS! aND cAPS lOCK wILL i EVER FIND PEACE?! eVER! nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! uNDERLINE.
nOW, i'M GONNA REFER YOU TO TWO SONGS...
lEMMA GET NORMAL FIRST
"Oops...I Did It Again" by Britney Spears and "Sweet Escape" by Gwen Stefani.
sEE yAS!
uGH!
"mM, YEAH..."
(Want U Back by Cher Lloyd)
189.
"Come and Get It"
This is NOT an original song. It's actually by a talented singer/songwriter/dancer/actress named Selena Gomez. Her song, "Come and Get It," is number one on the charts!
In case you need me to jog your memory, it goes like this...
When you're ready, come and get it
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na
When you're ready, come and get it
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na
When you're re-e-e-e-e-e-eady
When you're re-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eady
When you're ready, come and get
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na
She's so lucky! Watch her emotional reaction to the news right here!
Oh, and I heard that she said her fans suck on video I highly doubt that. It was probably digital editing or something like that. Don't hate! Feel free to not like, but don't hate! =D
"This love will be the death of me,"
heartsstarassmiles
In case you need me to jog your memory, it goes like this...
When you're ready, come and get it
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na
When you're ready, come and get it
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na
When you're re-e-e-e-e-e-eady
When you're re-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eady
When you're ready, come and get
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na
She's so lucky! Watch her emotional reaction to the news right here!
Oh, and I heard that she said her fans suck on video I highly doubt that. It was probably digital editing or something like that. Don't hate! Feel free to not like, but don't hate! =D
"This love will be the death of me,"
heartsstarassmiles
I Have Writers' Block...
...so I'm gonna come up with a random word for each letter. I'm gonna go surfing the web so I can play a rendition of an old classic (Speaking of old classics, I just finished reading The Catcher in the Rye!): whatever you call that game where, on the road, you look for words that start with each letter of the alphabet in order. =D
Hmm...let's see how this goes...
So far, so good.Hmm...let's see how this goes...
- amazon (I mean, the link's above!)
- blogger (self-explanatory)
- close (blog option)
- do ("wikiHow - How to do anything")
- extreme (http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/would-we-feel-better-without-makeup--one-woman-s-modesty-experiment-164414214.html, admirable)
- Facebook (one of those website suggestions courtesy of a typo)
- going (magazine)
- Hernandez (saw this name, it's nice)
- it's (http://finance.yahoo.com/news/spokesman-finds-fame-interviewing-tiny-010447150.html, saw a few today)
- jobs (Yahoo! homepage, I read some of the articles)
- Kim (as in Kim Kardashian)
- lately (see "it's")
- more (see "it's")
- name (see "it's")
- or (http://shine.yahoo.com/author-blog-posts/banned-consumer-fireworks-arent-allowed-states-215200589.html, Happy Almost 4th)
- possession (see "or")
- questioning (http://thesaurus.com/browse/interrogation, haha)
- reign (almost didn't get the link, but here it is: http://news.yahoo.com/egypts-army-ousts-morsi-calls-coup-010531275.html)
- schedule (see "close")
- track (http://news.yahoo.com/summer-learning-loss-keep-kids-track-224800522.html)
- use (ha, just found it above! realized it mid-sentence! I was gonna look up antonyms for "down"! LOL!! No loopholes needed here!)
I keep finding stuff that starts with "w"! I need to find something that starts with "v"!
Okay, time for a loophole.
- Vietnamese (I was gonna do an actual translation, but...http://translate.google.com/#es/vi/)
- wedding (http://omg.yahoo.com/photos/celebrity-brides-who-ditched-the-white-dress-1351113348-slideshow/. Congratulations, Avril Lavigne! You inspire us!)
Time for the ol' loophole.
- Xavier (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Caillou_characters. Yes, I looked up Caillou. I remember some stuff from the good ol' days of watching Caillou.)
- Yahoo (LO-freakin-L!! I was gonna look up the news on Yahoo! for more words, and I realized that it was right before my very eyes!)
- zam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPnYV3iwRDq. Yeah, I like Disney. Shake It Up is one of the shows I watch. I mean, have you seen them dance? I've learned a lot of moves from them! Here's one tutorial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j89ss9_9qVU)
Luuurve,
heartsstarssmiles
Tuesday, July 2, 2013
I Was Just Reading About Superstitions...
...and I want to know what you're scared of. Comment below! =D
By the way, I'm 13. ;)
By the way, I'm 13. ;)
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