In The Fashion of HHS' Short Posts...

This blog is officially done for.

"I Love You"

My sis keeps singing "I love you, I love you..."

BTW, she didn't write that song...it's from this TV show.

It's not the song from Annie.

Fact of Life

So...It's easier for me learn the lyrics to a whole new song than study for a test. All I do is play the song over and over until I memo all the lyrics.

Studying for a test is fine, but boring.

So the song I memo'd: "Wrecking Ball."

That's for a lyric video.

If you want the music video (Warning: slightly inappropriate!), click here.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! =D

Walk-A-Thon

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! My high points of "hyperness" are usually during lunch, Geometry, and Social Studies. However, today, it was during our WALK-A-THON!!

Ya, BT, IIU, and I kept singing, dancing, galloping, and running. We got separated from Jason.

In sixth grade, Jason and I decided to walk together (I swear that we are nothing but friends) for the sixth grade Walk-A-Thon, but I kept running. He told me, "It's a Walk-A-Thon! Walk!" I did after that ('cause I was kinda tired).

This time, we kept performing (us gurls) and it was so fun! I don't care what people think of me. You think I'm a loser? Whatever. You think I'm awesome? Thank you (but it's not everything)!

Well, that's it for now! See yas! =D

9/11

So...it's almost 9/11. 9-1-1. 9/11/2001 was an unfortunate day for everyone.

I'm sorry for anyone's loss.

You didn't deserve it.

...

...

However, tomorrow is my friend's birthday! She is an amazing person and I'm so lucky to have her in my life! Happy birthday!

Donner Party

So...so...so...

My social studies teacher (funny, just like my last two SS teachers) told us today that the Donner Party didn't really eat each other!

(Insert cereal guy here.)

The Ocean People

IIU went to the beach on Labor Day (Sept. 3). We built a sand castle, more elaborate than the average one, with a courtyard and all. After that, we decided to become "ocean people," and destroy our castle, solely with water. We kept running back and forth, seemingly to no avail. Despite the sand people's (my dad, quite the jester) attempts to rebuild their castle, we did it!

Later, we felt the waves by our feet. When we bent down, we felt as if we were moving backwards. We felt the burn!

I love the beach! =D

I'm thinking of "Starships" by Nicki Minaj.

And "California Gurls" by Katy Perry, which I memorized the dance for. =D

"This Darkness"

Yo, yo, yo! It's your girl HSS here! I just wrote a song. I was halfway through the first stanza, when I thought, "Oh, shoot! I should write this down!" So I grabbed a binder paper, clipboard, and a pen, and came up with this:

You don't know
'Cause I tell you nothing
I get depressed and lonely, too
Just like normal people do
You see my smile
But do you see it fading
Yeah, I thought so

I shouldn't keep it from you
Why I do, I don't know
'Cause I'm not perfect
Like you build me up to be

Save me
Save me
Save me from this darkness
The chaos
I'm living it
Get me out of this mess, please
I love you
Then I hate you
I don't know what to do
So find me
And save me
Save me from this darkness

You don't know who you are
Bet you'd pass it off
'Cause I never complained
When you played games
No
I try to be nice
Why are the nice always mistreated?
Yeah, I thought so

I shouldn't keep it from you
Why I do, I don't know
'Cause I'm not perfect
Like you build me up to be

Save me
Save me
Save me from this darkness
The chaos
I'm living it
Get me out of this mess, please
I love you
Then I hate you
I don't know what to do
So find me
And save me
Save me from this darkness

If I could turn back the hands of time
If I could wish every wish of mine
If I could say everything was fine
I wouldn't do it
Everything I know is so confusing
Tell me how to connect the dots
Tell me
Tell me
Or is it a mystery?

I shouldn't keep it from you
Why I do, I don't know
'Cause I'm not perfect
Like you build me up to be

Save me
Save me
Save me from this darkness
The chaos
I'm living it
Get me out of this mess, please
I love you
Oh, I love you
I think I know what I should do
You found me
You saved me
You saved me from this darkness
You saved me from
You saved me from
Now I can see all the fireworks
Now I can see clearly
Look, I can be my self again
That's all I ever wanted to be

Bloody Mary: Continued!

I just did the most genius/evil thing ever. Who HSS keeps calling "Charles," is really Jason.
Anyways, Jason brought HSS into a bathroom, and started doing the Bloody Mary thing.
HSS screamed, ran out, than freaked.

Jason needed to go wash his hands in the bathroom again, but was too scared. I suggested I come with him.
He turned the water on.
I closed the door.
I turned the lights off.
I said, "Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, B--."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
Jason screamed.
Like, totally, full on screamed.
A high pitched sound.

Evil/genius right?

Bloody Mary Part 2

Ugh...Why did I tell IIU and Charles about Bloody Mary?! Now they keep going into the dark bathroom with a mirror! They turn around saying, "bloody Mary, Bloody Mary." They're also partially scared, thanks to me. We had to close the closet, because it was dark. Then they came into my room saying, "Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary," while turning around. Why did I scream?!

I don't exactly like the tradition of telling ghost stories late at night at camp. Like, seriously, we need to sleep! I mean, it may be fine for some people, but I was little. =D

Yes, I Watch TV

Today, I was talking to a couple of my classmates. They asked me if I watched TV. They were genuinely surprised when I said yes.

Yes, I watch a ton of shows, so I can't list them all here. But what I can tell you is that TV is underrated. Look, I've learned so much from shows—that aren't even purposefully educational—that it's not even funny! Don't most shows have those really smart people? And they always day stuff that doesn't make sense, but sometimes they break it down. Either that, or it's simple things, such as a Spanish teacher going over vocab words with the class. But TV is educational. TV has saved lives.

Of course, TV isn't the only thing out there. Hang out with your friends. Spend time with family. Read a book. Be productive, that's all I ask.

Hasta la vista! =D

School

Today was the first day of school. It was AWESOME!! I was soooooooooooooooo nexcited (nervous and excited)! I don't have any classes with IIU, but it's all good, right? =D

Running

Okay, like a lot of you out there, running two miles isn't exactly my idea of fun. I have some friends who do like running, but I'm not like that.

However, when I'm done running, I feel great! Tired, but it's always worth it. When I'm going to run [in PE], I'm like, "WHY?!" While I'm running: "WHY?!" When I'm done: "YES!!"

Well, wish me luck! ;)



But you should know something: nobody's perfect. Almost everyone gets bad grades, whether your idea of a "bad grade" is an A- of an F. Straight-A students don't always get A's for every single assignment. Try to embarrass me, see if I care.

Like water off a duck's back. =D

School's Starting Soon!

I'm so nervous and excited at the same time! It'll be fun!

This reminds me of the song "Butterflies" by Alana Lee Hamilton.

But carpe diem (Click here for Phineas and Ferb's "Carpe Diem")! Summer isn't forever, but it isn't over yet. It'll come back in a year...and it's hard to wait that long! Seize the day, you crazy kids ("Crazy Kids" by Ke$ha)! Carpe diem! =D

LOL

For all you Directioners (One Direction fans) who happen to be nerds (that's a good thing!):

Potassium + Iodine + 2 parts Sulfur + Uranium = KISS U

Click here for the music video for "Kiss U" by One Direction.

I'm not obsessed with 1D or anything, but I like their music. They're a good band!


Oh, and my dream from last night: I was in this glee club on wheels, and we were going to a competition (either in India or France, maybe both). We had sparkly outfits. At first, I accidentally missed the first bus/boat, then purposefully the next one. I finally boarded the third bus/boat, where I met new people. I think we rocked, but I don't remember as much of it anymore. It's easier to preserve dreams when it's not you who had them. I still remember a couple dreams that IIU told me about. =D

PS-One of the songs that was in my dream was "Glad You Came" by the Wanted.

PPS-We got back on the bus, and sang "Happy Birthday" to my friend (who was sitting on the seats, totally unsafe), even though his b-day was a few months ago. The bus looked like the one in "Gangnam Style" by PSY, but longer.

Marathon

My dream from last night had many components...most of which I've forgotten about, but the main idea was that I was running a marathon (and away from a criminal).

Yep, I ran a marathon! ;) It was easy, really, because it was a dream.

A few of my friends like running, and are really happy when I tell them that they've rubbed off on me. You know who you are...

Sometimes, I like runnning! It's not my favorite pastime in PE, but running is fun!

My favorite times to run: games.

Anyone out there run a half-marathon before?  Even a marathon? (I know some people who fit these categories.) You guys rock!

There's this woman named Diane Van Deren runs over a hundred miles a day! That is truly amazing! =D

My Sis Just Wrote a Song...

Hammering in the block
Fix my ship

She wrote this as she was playing with Legos. =D

This is her first song, btw.

Hey, I was on Vacay...

...so I couldn't update you. Sorry!

BTW, I've heard a lot of nasty stuff about cheerleaders in my whole life: about how they're snobby and make people feel bad. I've never been a cheerleader, but hello? They're supposed to do the opposite! And it's not exclusive; you don't have  to be popular to join, but you can be. I know this one girl: she's blond, pretty, and popular, and, contrary to the stereotype, she's nice and smart. She was a cheerleader.

This came up 'cause I was reading some stuff online.

You rock! =D

Aww, I'm honored.

Thanks for the song hhs. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

I am 13. Woot woot. 

Technically a teenager. 

Technically. 

I'm sitting in art class. 

And they haven't even uttered the words "happy birthday."

Now hey, just 'cause they're older than I doesn't mean they should be afraid of growing older!

This TOTALLY Gives Me Hope!

http://www.givesmehope.com/

This Made My Jaw Drop...

I mean, seriously, that's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo creative.

Oh, sorry, the link: click here. =D

It Is Unknown's Birthday!

Yep, it's that time of year: IIU's birthday! I did a take on the original song "Happy Birthday" for her! Yeah, I'm so predictable...usually. Okay, here's the song:

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirthday

toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ayo, ayo, ayo, everybody now!

Happy birthday

Happy birthday

(beatboxing)

Happy birthday (hey, hey, hey)

I said a-happy birthday to a special girl

Happy birthday

H-happy birthday

Now (ooh), now, now

Now, put your hands together

Happy, happy birthday

(happy, happy)

Happy birthday

(happy, happy, happy)

Happy birthday

(guitar solo)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh)

(dance break)

Yeah, happy

Yeah, happy

Yeah, happy

(ooooooooooooooooooooh)​

H​appy birthday, girl

(hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)​

I copied this from my email, which would explain the different font. Also, I kinda forgot the tune already, but oh well. 

And I have Beyonce's "Best Thing I Never Had" stuck in my head. =D

Update:  If I have the lyrics in front of me, I remember the tune. If I don't, well...

Just One More, Please!

Resist...Resi—oh, hey!

One more nerd joke, just one (or two, or three, or four, or...)!

Okay, okay, here it is:
Uranium
Radium
Cu (Copper)
Tellurium

Double whammy! Science and math! LOL, I am such a nerd!

URaCuTe!

And I'm cheesy!

See yaz! =D

How to Make Your Character Seem Smart

So... your character's supposed to be a genius, but you just can seem to channel your smarts into theirs?

No need to worry! Take a look at these ways to make your characters seem smart.

Way #1: make all your other characters seem dumb by comparison. 

Ex: "OMIGAW!" Lilly said. "Really? X= F? B-but--they're both letters!"

Laurianne rolled her eyes at this heinous "discovery" of Lilly's. "I found it quite obvious," she said. 

Way #2: use intelligent words like heinous instead of bad, gruesome instead of gross,  and quite instead of really.

Which seem's smarter?

"I found it quite gruesome, actually."

Or

"No, it was really gross."

You don't gotta tell me, 'cause I know.

Way #3: do not use contractions or slang. You see what I did there?

Cannot instead of can't.

Do not instead of don't. 

You instead of ya.

You get the gist?

 

Please, no one take this badly. I'm not saying smart folks talk like that. But the stereotypes do. 

By the way, the last two will work in real life also. :)

 

A Thought

π + sigma = pie

Don't get it?

Welllllllllllllllllllllllllll, π is spelled "p-i" and sigma (Σ) looks like an "e."

Put it all together: pi-e!

PIE!!


Oh, and I wanted to tell you all about my dream last night, which I forgot most of.

So, what I remember is a snake (not so creepy, but my dream self was scared to just hold it) and a mole. Where the heck did I come up with a mole? Then I looked at the cover of a book I finished last night: Also Known As by Robin Benway (she's an awesome author!). Here's the def of that kind of mole straight from the dictionary: "a spy who works against enemy espionage."

So, anyway, while, at first, I was gonna donate them to a museum, but I ended up giving them to my friend "Charles." He planned to do the same, and the dream ended. BTW, he had a farm in the dream. I LOVE farms! =D

A Random Thought I Had Last Night...

So, yeah, I was in my bed last night. Then I got up to ask my dad if a star could be considered a type of decagon. I mean, think about it:

Got it here.

Count the number of sides.


See? A decagon! I think, or...

=D

More Nerd Jokes!

I seem to be obsessed with nerd jokes lately! (Heartsstarssmiles here.) So here are some more, continued  from the last post...


Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?


Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?


Stay tuned, I'll post more later.


Report Card

Science: C
Math: F
Social Studies: F
PE: F
English: F

"Look, Mom! Carbon tetrafluoride!"


Mathematician #1: Ha! π is irrational, meaning it can't be expressed as a relationship between two numbers! *smug look on face*
Mathematician #2: π/1


This next one isn't exactly nerdy, but...

Person: Aaaah! A werewolf!
Wolf #1: Heh, I'm no werewolf. I'm a whenwolf. I just go around telling everyone what time it is!
Wolf #2: "All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations." 
Wolf #1: Thanks, whywolf!
Wolf #3: Kurt Vonnegut said that!
Wolf #1: Thanks, whowolf! 


I am Nitrogen/Erbium/Dysprosium.
NErDy


The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.


This next one is nice. I like Lady Gaga. But I should just make you click here.


Hey, what's your sine? It must be π/2 because you are the one.




 i: Be rational.
π: Get real.


I told a waiter this next joke (that I posted earlier).

Chemist #1: I'll have some H2O.
Chemist #2: I'll have some H2O, too.
(Chemist #2 dies.) 


How often do I make jokes about chemistry?
Periodically. 


128√e980
If you erase the top, it says...
I Love You


Math puns are the first sign of madness.


Are you sulfur, tantalum, hydrogen, or phosphorous?
Because I want you to STaHP. 


Speed Limit: 2x = (360/4)


I'm not being obtuse, but you know I'm right when I say you're acute. 


I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you.


Ugh! You're so much like a nitrogen and silver mix.
NAg, NAg, NAg!


349 words! 


Some dragon nerds like to play "Houses and Humans."


Oxygen: You guys wanna go watch a movie?
Potassium: K.
Sodium: Na.

Awesomest Holidays You Don't Know Exist

I love everything in that gif except for the hair. 

Is that supposed to be a haircut or widows peak? 

A really bad widows peak. 

I love her nails. 

And her ring. 

And her eyes. 

And her cheekboness. 

Now why am I talking about this?

Because I missed my deadline a couple weeks ago. 

National Pink Day. 

June 23. 

Though I'm celebrating P!nk instead. 

I'm not too mad for missing pink day, but I am mad for missing Cow Appreciation day. On July 10th.

My birthday is National Hot Dog Day. I dislike hot dogs with a passion. Shucks.

Although I can't say that I don't look forward to Chocolate Covered Anything Day. 

December 16.

I'll be celebrating that.

http://overlookedholidays.com/holidays/07_10_cow.php


Psssssssssssssssssssssssssst...Heartsstarssmiles here!
National Pink Day is on my mom's birthday?! And I missed it?! Pink is my fave color!
And I like the singer P!nk, too!
And I love all animals, so it's sad that I missed Cow Appreciation Day.
I would celebrate National Hot Dog Day, but I'm vegetarian. That's right, never tasted a hot dog! 
Or any other kind of meat. However, going vegan would be really hard for me, so I admire you, vegans! 
But Chocolate-Covered Anything Day? Count me in! =D

Nerd Love

It's time for another nerd joke:
9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)
9x - 7i > 9x - 21u
      -7i > -21u
       7i < 21u
         i < 3u

That's a very...unique way to express your love.


Here's another one I came across:

Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you're CuTe!

Nice mnemonic!


There is a fine line between numerator and denominator!


Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.


If a pizza has a radius "z" and a depth "a," what is the pizza's volume?
pi*z*z*a 


Knock, knock
Who's there?
To.
To who?
No, no, no, to whom.


So true:

Now you may think that the glass is half full, and you may think that the glass is half empty, but engineers know that the glass is actually two times larger than it needs to be. 


8: Hey guys! Wanna meet my friend?
2 & 3: Sure, but where is he? 
8: (to √(-1)) Why can't people see you?




There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary code, and those who don't.


2 + 2 = fish
3 + 3 = eight
7 + 7 = triangle

Don't overthink it.
The answer's right in front of you. 


Pi back wards is PIE.
Type "3.14" in a calculator and hold a mirror to its side!


If you're not part of the problem, you're part of the precipitate.




224 words so far!


I didn't get this one at first:

Two men walk into a bar. The first man asks for H20. The second man asks for H20, too. The bartender hands them their drinks, and after finishing their drinks the second man drops dead.


 There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.


It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. 


What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?


I love nerd jokes! 336 words.

Didn't meant o  do that.  Uha=-pkoh..................../

Oh, no.

(Click here for Joan Jett's "Bad Reputation" and here for Avril Lavigne's cover.)

Baetreferob4b4b4b4b4bb4 anything goes weriing, lemmeas say goodbyewaszfa.f dathatds;s not nescess, is it?/

obyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hey, Did You Hear?

Oxygen went out with magnesium! OMg! It was awesome! They even shared a potassium, iodine, and two parts sulfur! But then, they just exploded (source: Yahoo! Answers). It just wasn't meant to be . Tsk, tsk. Oxygen wishes he'd stayed with potassium. At least that went OK.

Oxygen + Magnesium = OMg
Potassium + Iodine + Sulfur + Sulfur = KISS
Oxygen + Potassium = OK

Science nerd. =D

You will be Phosphorus,
heartsstarssmiles

FreeRice

Hey guys! Check out FreeRice! I learned about it a few years ago, and have been on it ever since! It's this place where you can anonymously (or not) donate rice to families in need. For every academic question (your choice of category) that you answer correctly, they'll donate 10 grains of rice on your behalf! Check it out! =D

My Friend's B-Day!

Tomorrow (July 7) is my friend's birthday! We've been friends literally forever! Hey, "Liz," you know who you are! ;)

I'm gonna look up her birthday on Wikipedia and see who has the same birthday...

• some emperors
• artists (in more than one way)
• well, that covered a lot of bases!

If you wanna see the whole list, click on "same birthday," k?

Because "artist" covers a LOT of bases. And that's what Liz is. She's amazing! =D

Speaking of birthdays, some upcoming b-days:

• July 13: my dad's
• July 15: Brenda Milner's
• July 23: IIU's
• July 25: "Jenette's"

SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

According to all the... people out there, swag means...
Secretly We Are Gay.

So lets SWAG out!!!
We are total LGBTers.
Luv 'em.

WE DO.
They're awesome.
Very.

Apologies on the lengths behalf.

Epic

No, I'm not talking about the movie. ;)

IIU and I were talking about stuff that kids—sorry, I mean t(w)eens—our age say. Examples: swag, YOLO, epic, etc.

We decided that, if we saw something awesome, we would say that it's a long poem. Because that's what an epic really is: A long poem.

I'm writing this post on an app, B-T-dubs. =D

I have to address this problem...

But you want content in your posts right?
This is the only think I'll a... um.... act like...

A female dog, wolf, fox, or otter.

openly.

Content and length.

Content and length.

Length doesn't matter as much IF your content is actually good.

Content.

Content.

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Wow. Aren't those past many lines so contentful? (is that a word?)

My point exactly.

I have to give kudos to us for one thing though.

I'd actually read our blog now.

Before, it was a big pile of barf.

Bye.

PS: Understand that this post was full of sarcasm, so don't take anything too seriously. Well, everything except the... thing... blah... whatevs. 

And whenever you put a smiley-face next to something everybody realizes your not a female dog. :)
So, I'm gonna add them. :)

Ahh, god, I'm a hypocrite. :)

So, this does not count as part of my post, 'cause it's exactly the same!:)

But you want content in your posts right? :)
This is the only think I'll a... um.... act like...:)

A female dog, wolf, fox, or otter.:)

openly.:)

Content and length.:)

Content and length.:)

Length doesn't matter as much IF your content is actually good.:)

Content.:)

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Wow. Aren't those past many lines so contentful? (is that a word?) :)

My point exactly. :)

I have to give kudos to us for one thing though. :)

I'd actually read our blog now.:)

Before, it was a big pile of barf.:)

Bye. 

119 in actual post.

Addition to "For The Last Ten Posts That I Wrote..."

So, you guys know that post I wrote that was SUPER weird? The thing is, I didn't mean to do all that. But Blogger had different ideas.

LOLJK!! I <3 Blogger! In fact, I <4 Blogger! Get it?

Anyway, I counted the number of words in that post (not manually, of course). The total is...

dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
psh

dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
psh

dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
psh...

That was a drumroll, by the way.

583 words!

It was supposed to have only 189, but, uh...

And, I think this may be a new habit, and I dunno (not don't know, dunno) whether or not it'll stick, but the word count is...

dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
psh

dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
psh

dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
psh...

Lemme count...

dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
psh

dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
dum
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dum
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psh...

173 words! =D

Get a Load of This, IIU! Ha-ha!

Hi! =D

Sorry This is a Short Post...

But let me...or how about lemme, I wanna be a lemme girl...lemme count the number of words in my post "Unlabelable" (thank you, Microsoft Word).

BRB.

Oh yeah!

265!

Lemme just count the song now.

Oh look: 207.

When I told IIU that I wrote a song, she replied, "Gasp! That's a rarity!" with obvious sarcasm.

Well, see ya!

Oh, and if you wanna know how many words this post has, go WAY down...

Each paragraph has one sentence.

Wow.

=D

































































































































80

Hey, IIU!

Are we counting the number of words in each post now?

11

Oh, and TY!! That means thank you, by the by.

Okay, I'm gonna play The Open Up a Dictionary Game, invented by It Is Unknown. I have a copy of Catching Fire by Suzanne Collins by my side. I'm reading it for the 2nd time, whereas It Is Unknown has read it at least five times. The first book of the series was our lit book in English. I loved it, and am reading the series again.

Anyway, I'm gonna turn to a random page right now.

Word: chill
Type of Writing: six-word story

Cool in more ways than one.

I like 'em six-word stories!

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"Unlabelable"

Holla! Heartsstarssmiles here! I wrote a song yesterday called "Unlabelable," a little before the fireworks ("Firework" by Katy Perry)!"Unlabelable" isn't a word, Blogger? It is now! Right-click, Add To Dictionary, voila! Red lines gone! Except for "holla." Right-click, Add To Dictionary, voila! Red lines gone! Oh, the song. Here ya go...

You see me
Standing in the corner
Not saying a word
That's me
Then you see
I'm the life of the party
No one can faze me
That's me
Smile
And dance the night away
The night away
How can someone so shy-ee
Be so ready to fly-ee?

I'll tell you how
I'm unlabelable
U-U-Unlabelable
That's right
Unlabelable
U-U-Unlabelable
You can't label a girl like me
Like me
Like me
Oh, li-ike me
Misunderstood all the time
Unlabelable
U-Unlabelable
U-U-Unlabelable

I was the one
Who got the A+
Next one on the dean's list
Then I started dancing
I know you saw me
Yeah, that's me
Read
And write the best report
The best report
How can someone so nerdy
Be the next one to break your heart 

I'll tell you how
I'm unlabelable
U-U-Unlabelable
That's right
Unlabelable
U-U-Unlabelable
You can't label a girl like me
Like me
Like me
Oh, li-ike me
Misunderstood all the time
Unlabelable
U-Unlabelable
U-U-Unlabelable

I'm a jock
I'm a nerd
I'm a dork
I'm a girly-girl
A celeb
That weird kid
Who should skip a grade
I don't care what you think
(No haters, please)
I am misunderstood
Oh, and remember this:
U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-
Unlabelable

That's right
U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-Un
U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-Un
U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-Un
U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-
Unlabelable

Catch Ya Later,
heartsstarssmiles (Not that again!)

I Just Realized All My Characters Are Psychopaths

Oh, Shiz.

So, I, like, create characters in my head and their stories.  Their always these charming, intelligent girls, They're rebels. And they on't feel much remorse.
Semi-Psychopaths. And I say semi because... they're not that bad.

The only reason they are semi, is because they're more interesting that way. THEY HAVE PERSONALITY. Rebellion is cool. 

But they don't have many friends because of their personality. 

My favorite characters are confident 15 year olds who, in a time of violence and rebellion, seize the throne, and control a large portion of the world. 

I always try to make them change their ways in the end, maybe befriend the opposition.  

But, like I said, they're psychopaths and sociopaths.  

They don't always see the error of their ways. 

I think I gotta change that. 

MIND OF MINE, MAKE THEM CARING!

Please. 

I don't want them to rub off on me. 

Sometimes I think of my character rolling their eyes, and I do it.

But I really doubt I'll whip out a samurai sword and start karate chopping the bad/good guys. 

Ahh, I love buff women in suits.  

Or just buff women in general. 

I'm gonna make some sweet, caring, lovable characters now. So if they do rub off on me, it'll be good. 

:)

By the way, I LOVE hhs' new post lengths. 

Is it lengths? Multiple posts lengths?

Uggh.

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For the Last Ten Posts That I Wrote...

...the total number of words is (drumroll, please) 855!

Which has an average of 86 WPP (Words Per Post)! Is that good?

Now, this is a short post, I know.

Sorry, It Is Unknown (elongating the WFTP, Words For This Post—or would it be...sorry, I forgot what I was gonna say. Oh, look, it's bold!)

BOLDBOLDBOLDBOLD!!

uGH, THAT TOOK SIX MINUTES!! loljk, IT'S TOOK SIX SECONDS...oH LOOK, cAPS lOCK IS ON! i SHOULD TURN IT OFF, SHOULDN'T i?

wHA? nOW IT'S BOLD AGAIN? wHAT THE heck is going on here! Oh, I meant to capitalize that...oops...or not.

Which reminds me...ugh, I turned ITALICS! aND cAPS lOCK wILL i EVER FIND PEACE?! eVER! nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! uNDERLINE.

nOW, i'M GONNA REFER YOU TO TWO SONGS...

lEMMA GET NORMAL FIRST

"Oops...I Did It Again" by Britney Spears and "Sweet Escape" by Gwen Stefani.


sEE yAS!
uGH!

"mM, YEAH..."

(Want U Back by Cher Lloyd)

gOODB...

sORRY, LET ME (NOT LEMME, LET ME) TRY THAT AGAIN...

   tHIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SHORT POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bUT IT'S...lET ME COUNT UP TO...hERE AT THE DOT...tHIS DOT, THE ONE THAT COMES AFTER THE LAST WORD. <<

189.

Eh, higher than my average. My WPPA
...the total number of words is (drumroll, please) 855!

Which has an average of 86 WPP (Words Per Post)! Is that good?

Now, this is a short post, I know.

Sorry, It Is Unknown (elongating the WFTP, Words For This Post—or would it be...sorry, I forgot what I was gonna say. Oh, look, it's bold!)

BOLDBOLDBOLDBOLD!!

uGH, THAT TOOK SIX MINUTES!! loljk, IT'S TOOK SIX SECONDS...oH LOOK, cAPS lOCK IS ON! i SHOULD TURN IT OFF, SHOULDN'T i?

wHA? nOW IT'S BOLD AGAIN? wHAT THE heck is going on here! Oh, I meant to capitalize that...oops...or not.

Which reminds me...ugh, I turned ITALICS! aND cAPS lOCK wILL i EVER FIND PEACE?! eVER! nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! uNDERLINE.

nOW, i'M GONNA REFER YOU TO TWO SONGS...

lEMMA GET NORMAL FIRST

"Oops...I Did It Again" by Britney Spears and "Sweet Escape" by Gwen Stefani.


sEE yAS!
uGH!

"mM, YEAH..."

(Want U Back by Cher Lloyd)

gOODB...

sORRY, LET ME (NOT LEMME, LET ME) TRY THAT AGAIN...

   tHIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SHORT POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bUT IT'S...lET ME COUNT UP TO...hERE AT THE DOT...tHIS DOT, THE ONE THAT COMES AFTER THE LAST WORD. <<

189. Eh, longer than my average. WPPA
...the total number of words is (drumroll, please) 855!

Which has an average of 86 WPP (Words Per Post)! Is that good?

Now, this is a short post, I know.

Sorry, It Is Unknown (elongating the WFTP, Words For This Post—or would it be...sorry, I forgot what I was gonna say. Oh, look, it's bold!)

BOLDBOLDBOLDBOLD!!

uGH, THAT TOOK SIX MINUTES!! loljk, IT'S TOOK SIX SECONDS...oH LOOK, cAPS lOCK IS ON! i SHOULD TURN IT OFF, SHOULDN'T i?

wHA? nOW IT'S BOLD AGAIN? wHAT THE heck is going on here! Oh, I meant to capitalize that...oops...or not.

Which reminds me...ugh, I turned ITALICS! aND cAPS lOCK wILL i EVER FIND PEACE?! eVER! nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! uNDERLINE.

nOW, i'M GONNA REFER YOU TO TWO SONGS...

lEMMA GET NORMAL FIRST

"Oops...I Did It Again" by Britney Spears and "Sweet Escape" by Gwen Stefani.


sEE yAS!
uGH!

"mM, YEAH..."

(Want U Back by Cher Lloyd)

gOODB...

sORRY, LET ME (NOT LEMME, LET ME) TRY THAT AGAIN...

   tHIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SHORT POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bUT IT'S...lET ME COUNT UP TO...hERE AT THE DOT...tHIS DOT, THE ONE THAT COMES AFTER THE LAST WORD. <<

189.

"Come and Get It"

This is NOT an original song. It's actually by a talented singer/songwriter/dancer/actress named Selena Gomez. Her song, "Come and Get It," is number one on the charts!

In case you need me to jog your memory, it goes like this...

When you're ready, come and get it
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na 
When you're ready, come and get it
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na 
When you're re-e-e-e-e-e-eady
When you're re-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eady
When you're ready, come and get
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na

She's so lucky! Watch her emotional reaction to the news right here!

Oh, and I heard that she said her fans suck on video I highly doubt that. It was probably digital editing or something like that. Don't hate! Feel free to not like, but don't hate! =D

"This love will be the death of me,"
heartsstarassmiles

I Have Writers' Block...

...so I'm gonna come up with a random word for each letter. I'm gonna go surfing the web so I can play a rendition of an old classic (Speaking of old classics, I just finished reading The Catcher in the Rye!): whatever you call that game where, on the road, you look for words that start with each letter of the alphabet in order. =D

Hmm...let's see how this goes...

• amazon (I mean, the link's above!)
• blogger (self-explanatory)
• close (blog option)
• do ("wikiHow - How to do anything")
• extreme (http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/would-we-feel-better-without-makeup--one-woman-s-modesty-experiment-164414214.html, admirable)
• Facebook (one of those website suggestions courtesy of a typo)
• going (magazine)
• Hernandez (saw this name, it's nice)
• it's (http://finance.yahoo.com/news/spokesman-finds-fame-interviewing-tiny-010447150.html, saw a few today)
• jobs (Yahoo! homepage, I read some of the articles)
• Kim (as in Kim Kardashian)
• lately (see "it's")
• more (see "it's")

So far, so good.

• name (see "it's")
• or (http://shine.yahoo.com/author-blog-posts/banned-consumer-fireworks-arent-allowed-states-215200589.html, Happy Almost 4th)
• possession (see "or")

I'm not gonna skip "q," "x," and "z." I'm gonna use a special loophole for them. ;)

• questioning (http://thesaurus.com/browse/interrogation, haha)
• reign (almost didn't get the link, but here it is: http://news.yahoo.com/egypts-army-ousts-morsi-calls-coup-010531275.html)
• schedule (see "close")
• track (http://news.yahoo.com/summer-learning-loss-keep-kids-track-224800522.html)

I'm gonna use the special loophole for "u," too!

• use (ha, just found it above! realized it mid-sentence! I was gonna look up antonyms for "down"! LOL!! No loopholes needed here!)

I keep finding stuff that starts with "w"! I need to find something that starts with "v"!

 

Okay, time for a loophole.

• Vietnamese (I was gonna do an actual translation, but...http://translate.google.com/#es/vi/)
• wedding (http://omg.yahoo.com/photos/celebrity-brides-who-ditched-the-white-dress-1351113348-slideshow/. Congratulations, Avril Lavigne! You inspire us!)

Time for the ol' loophole.

• Xavier (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Caillou_characters. Yes, I looked up Caillou. I remember some stuff from the good ol' days of watching Caillou.)
• Yahoo (LO-freakin-L!! I was gonna look up the news on Yahoo! for more words, and I realized that it was right before my very eyes!)

Loophole! Notice the sing-songy tone.

• zam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPnYV3iwRDq. Yeah, I like Disney. Shake It Up is one of the shows I watch. I mean, have you seen them dance? I've learned a lot of moves from them! Here's one tutorial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j89ss9_9qVU)

This was fun! You should try it! See ya, suckas! =D

Luuurve,
heartsstarssmiles

I Was Just Reading About Superstitions...

...and I want to know what you're scared of. Comment below! =D

By the way, I'm 13. ;)

Wow

http://qz.com/3565/httpqz-com3565growing-up-gangnam-style-irony-and-the-end-of-history/

Oppan Gangnam style! =D

Geurae neo, hey! Geurae baro neo, hey! (Click here.)

Creative Proposal

http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/man-uses-love-signs-to-propose-180219576.html

It's Hot

O. M. G! It is SOOOOOOO hot!

BRAVE

It's not that I don't love a good, ambitious-woman story striving to the top. 'Cause I do, but please, Disney, don't change history. You TEACH kids, if you can beleive it. When you're making a story about a princess who rips her dress to get freeer movement, which also happens to show the whole back of her corset to a crowd full of men...

G'darnit, back in the day, it was scandalous for a man to even say corset in front of a woman.....

IIU

Treasure Hunt

Hujambo! Heartsstarssmiles here! Today, I organized a treasure hunt for my sister! It was so fun! I threw in a book, a bag, and some money.

And, since everything reminds me of a song, click here for the song "Treasure" by Bruno Mars.

Oh, I just found out that YouTube is celebrating LGBT pride. I'm not gay, but gays, lesbians, bis, transgenders, and drag queens are awesome! =D

School is Underappreciated

• I bet you met many of your friends at school.
• Some people would KILL to be educated.
• Some people just don't have the money to go to school.
• Teachers try to make learning fun for you.
• Oh yeah, and lunch. It's your time to just chill!

Can you do me a favor this summer. Find one thing—ONE thing, that's all I ask!—good about school. Appreciate it more.

I mean, I'm not crazy about homework. Tests freak me out. I don't like every single aspect of school. But I love it. The teachers (usually) make the learning fun. And most of all, without school, I wouldn't have met some of the most amazing and influential people ever (*cough, cough* IIU *cough, cough*)! =D

Hey

Hi

Yo

Sayonara

¡Lo siento!

COLD!!

It's so cold!

In winter, I was talking about how hot it was and that it felt like summer.

Well, summer's finally here, and it's SO COLD!! I mean, it's been raining a lot (my sis, It Is Unknown, and I like rain).

This feels like 2008 all over again. One of those crazy years.

Kinda reminds me of a song that's been stuck in my head today: "Crazy Kids" by Ke$ha ft. will.i.am. (I swear, if I  had a nickel for every wil.i.am. reference I've heard in the past three days, I'd be on a mansion-yacht right now. Get it? It's like a houseboat, but bigger and more expensive.) =D

"They call me Will-A..." (Got it here. For the song "#thatPower, click here.)

 

 

 

"We are (5x) the crazy people..." (Get it here.)

Happy Birthday, Mom!

Hola! It's heartsstarssmiles! Today's my mom's birthday! I made something for her, which she hasn't seen yet, so shh...

A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION!!

My mom does read this blog, so I hope she sees this post after the presentation. (Hi!)

Extra Info
Mothers' Day: PowerPoint Presentation (but a different one—don't underestimate technology!)
Fathers' Day: I composed a piece on the piano and learned a part of another song he likes by ear.

=D

This Totally Stumped Me...

Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?

Think you got it? Or did you give up? Either way is fine.

To find the answer, click here.

READ

Check this out! That's a long chain of books! =D

Attention, Northern Hemispherians!

Today is the longest day of the year! Summer solstice! (I'm writing this at night, so it may not apply to you, depending on where you live.)

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

=D

heartsstarssmiles

I'm Watching a Movie...

...and there's this complicated equation on the screen:

[53!/(41!)(12!)](0.520^41)(0.480^12)

Using the calc on this machine, I found out that the result is 3.287843197...e-8.

Don't believe me? Try it yourself! =D

What a Coincidence!

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heartsstarssmiles here! Okay, I joined this new camp, and it's so fun! On the way there, my mom told me that it was near my friend Charles's house. What if he joined the class, too? I wondered.

Well, I signed in, and he and his sister Liz were there!

A Wise Man Once Said...

...that we are capable of doing anything, as long as it's not what we're supposed to do. Sorry I don't remember the exact words...or the person. Haha, IIU, three sentences! =D

"Feel Alive"

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I get computer happy sometimes.

Anyway, I wrote another song: "Feel Alive":

Dance!
Feel free to just let go
I-It's a chance
What are you waiting for?
I don't care
What others say
I need to do this my way
My way
My way
Dance
Reach the sky
Feel so high
Feel alive

Smile
Smile
C'mon, just
Just smile
Smile
Smile
C'mon, just
Just smile

Everybody judges me
Unwanted publicity
Want some gossip?
Say no more
Here I have an open door
All I see is you and me
Standing on the edge
What?
No
No
I know I'm talking really fast
But I just can't wait to

Dance!
Feel free to just let go
I-It's a chance
What are you waiting for?
I don't care
What others say
I need to do this my way
My way
My way
Dance
Reach the sky
Feel so high
Feel alive

Smile
Smile
C'mon, just
Just smile
Smile
Smile
C'mon, just
Just smile

Always been that dorky kid
Don't know what I ever did
Appreciate the things we take
for granted
Oh-oh
Oooh
Now I am finally free
My fears won't swallow me
All you need to do is believe
'Cause I am ready to

Dance!
Feel free to just let go
I-It's a chance
What are you waiting for?
I don't care
What others say
I need to do this my way
My way
My way
Dance
Reach the sky
Feel so high
Feel alive

Smile
Smile
C'mon, just
Just smile
Smile
Smile
C'mon, just
Just smile

Smile
Smile
C'mon, just
Just smile
Smile
Smile
C'mon, just
Just smile

The truth will set you free
Well, it's real
Oh, yeah
I don't care what you think
Haters can hate
Lovers can love
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Dance
Oh, oh, ooh
Dance
Yeah
Feel free to just let go
Just let go
I-It's a chance
(It's a chance, it's a chance, yeah)
What are you waiting for?
Waiting for?
I don't care what others say
I'll just be myself today
Today
Today
Today, today
And tomorrow, too
Dance
Reach the sky
Feel so high
Feel alive
Reach the sky
Feel so high
Feel alive
Reach the sky
Feel so high
Feel alive 
Dance
Feel alive

So, yeah

Heartsstarssmiles out.

Not For Normal People

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I Know 8 Digits of Pi

3.14159...1...0...

Hey, I didn't say I knew them all in order! ;)

Hey guys! Sorry I haven't updated in a while! I'm part of this summer reading program, so I'm reading like crazy! (In the summer of 2008, I read 123 books!)

I looked up 9th/10th grade reading lists, when I'm just going into 8th grade. =D

Nerd out.

Unleash Your Inner Geek,
heartsstarsmiles

How To Upload Gifs to Blogger

I'm sorry, I'm having a recent obsession with gifs. 

I mean, they're moving pictures that aren't videos! Awesome right?

I know.

At first I was like, "How in the world do you upload gifs to Blogger?"

I looked it up, and there's all this fancy complicated instructions on how to do it.

Didn't want to follow complicated instructions, so I basically just tried copying and pasting them gifs.

IT WORKS, HALLELUJAH

 

Try from: http://www.gifs.net/category/1/Alphabets/

This is Helga. With a silent 'H'.

Subs

Okay, so IIU raged about how supposedly horrible substitute teachers are. While I agree that some substitute teachers aren't the best, I don't think they're heartless. I like most substitute teachers! You see, IIU and I are the  exact same, but also completely diferent! =D

Banish 'em corsets!

Gotta love Rome.

I mean, after all, it is Rome.

But, did Romans wear corsets?

No.

For all of ya'll whose recently, or not recently seen the movie Gladiator to be fully aware of this.

See the corset?

It's not so in real life.

Go here, and you'll see that even the skimpy halloween costumes are more historically correct that Lucilla's dress.

I just wanted ya'll to know.

Banish 'em corsets!

Lucilla's dress from: http://diannethegeek.com/gladiator_final.html

.gif from: http://www.gifs.net/image/Jobs_and_People/Roman_Soldiers/Gladiator_back/11654

Toodles!

School's Out!

Sorry I didn't update you. IT'S SUMMER!!

Now, you know I love school, but summer's calling my name! =D

What Substitute Teachers Should Never Do

If a movie is showing in class, don't yell at kids for not getting notes down, or saying "Ahh, this part here, you should take notes, write it down!"

Why?

Your voice goes over the movie, and the kids can't hear the 'very important part.'

If kids have, say, four bathroom passes for the semester, let the kids use them. Especially if they'd normally be allowed to.

Once I had a substitute that wouldn't let kids use their bathroom passes because they "just came back from lunch."

Really, that's their problem. They wanna use it then? They can.

I know that's only two, but it's a very important two.

And, why are substitutes frequently portrayed as timid, heartfelt creatures in media?

In real life, they're the opposite.

OMF----.......ridges

Imagine this:

A bunch of boys slam-dunking beach balls with scholarly phrases on them.

Girls sitting quietly at their desks.

Me cowering in a corner.

Songs like "Thrift Shop, some squirrel/chipmunk song, and a song that keeps saying the phrase 'TNT, It's Dynamite!'" blasting through loud speakers.



My very terrifying 5th period class.


Some fast semi-boring facts:

Schools in Australia are running for 200 days a year.

Schools in Brazil run from approximately 7:00 to noon.

In China, schools run from 7:30 to 5:00 pm.
^
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If that was me, I think I'd die.

How in the world would you fit in homework? Skip dinner?

Bye.

School's Almost Over!

My friend Charles and I were just talking about how amazing this school year was AMAZING!! So many great things happened to us! Of course, there were some bad things, but that just made the good things even better!

Call us nerds, but Charles and I LOVE school! It's fun to make new friends, reconnect with old friends, and learn new things!

But I can't wait till summer! =D

Addition to "Charades"

Holla! Heartsstarssmiles here! I have that class right before IIU. I had a TON of ideas, most of them being songs...then I found out that we just needed one, so I under lined "Thrift Shop." Ya know, the song by Macklemore? Jerry got that, and had a tough time with it, but I knew immediately what he got. He put some stuff on a chair and acted like he was buying them. No one got it. Our teacher acted it out similarly, but I was the only who got it. ;)

When it was my turn to act, I got LeBron James. Didn't go so well. The majority of my minute was spent shooting imaginary baskets. =D

Catch Ya Lates,
heartsstarssmiles

PS-Happy birthday, Lyz and Farah! (Oh, teeeeeeenage...)

Charades

If you've read this blog before, there's a fraction of a chance you'll realize that one of me and HHS' differences are that I don't like talking about my day. I like talking about things I find interesting. (Like M. Antoinette, for example.) My day is not.

Well,  I suppose I'll have to pass on that rule for now.

But I'm not going to pass on some extra information.

What is charades?

According to Wikipedia, "In the form most played today, it is an acting game in which one player acts out a word or phrase, often by miming similar-sounding words, and the other players guess the word or phrase. The idea is to use physical rather than verbal language to convey the meaning to another party."

What I wrote on the slip of paper we were given, was "Chamine* (middle school) 2013 Yearbook."

You can imagine just how ecstatic Gregor was to act that out.

Well, he said he couldn't do it, so the class started yelling at him.

"You couldn't imagine what I was given!*" Was his response. 

My teacher ended up acting it out, and it was (actually) guessed. 

So....
That was my 5th period class.

IIU

*1= Some names and locations in this story have been changed.

*2= My short term memory is almost non existent, so parts of Gregor's comeback may be a little off.

Puh-leeze, IIU

That image doesn't bother me. But thanks for your consideration! =D

PS-What you said ("Oh well, you can't score in every time era.") is so true! I got the same score as you! Oh, well. At least I'm beautiful in this period of time! ;)

You Wouldn't Wanna Be Twiggy Back Then

No offense intended for Twiggy lovers, or Twiggy herself, (Though I doubt she'll ever read this.) But go back a couple hundred years, and someone at her weight, well, you'd be mistaken for a peasant. Common filth!

Oh well, you can't score in every time era.

According to this quiz here, we'd be slummin' it together. (I, sadly, got a four. Yes, you heard correctly, a four out of twenty-three.)

Those full-figured women out there, wow, they'd score big time!

I don't feel it necessary to post paintings of nude women on our blog, but... (HHS, shield your eyes.)

 

Yep. Those are goddesses. Those are three goddesses.

Aren't goddesses quite frequently stunningly gorgeous?

Yes, at least with those Greeks.

If you were thin back then, you couldn't afford to eat, and if you were rich, you could.

No food = Thin. Food = Full-figured.

Maybe it's just me, but I would rather look decked out than be starving on the streets.

So....

CELEBRATE YOUR TUMMY! LET IT EAT!

Buh bye,

IIU

Singing at School...Again

Chomreabsuor! Heartsstarssmiles here! You know how I like to sing at school...or anywhere, really? Yeah, today, we had presentations in my science class. My teacher, Ms. Lemon, brought a microphone, so we could practice using them. When it was my turn to present, I started singing a song I wrote, ya know, "This is War"? After the first line or two, I started laughing and got REALLY hyper! Nothing new there! =D

Walmart Soundcheck (Got it here.)

PS-I forgot to add, there was a reformer named John Calvin. In order to be completely good, he outlawed a few things:

• singing
• I was completely shocked, and some of my friends turned to look at me. "Good luck, heartsstarssmiles," said Callum.
•  dancing
• I screamed. I surprised my whole class, which a couple of my classmates (kindly) mocked later.
• playing games
• "So, basically, he outlawed fun," said my social studies teacher, Mr. Ivy. Um, yeah. No games? Seriously?

Mini-Flash Mobs

Okay, you probably know about the flash mobs It Is Unknown and I have done together. Yeah, my friend Charles makes me dance in front of my Social Studies class! It's fun!

People NEVER stop talking about the flash mobs! Today, after school ended, some eighth graders asked me to dance for them! I didn't see why not! =D

My Life is Complicated!

And just think, we were gonna name the blog something simple!

Who Wants Cookies?

Ayo! It's heartsstarssmiles! I went over to It Is Unknown's house today. We got hungry while playing video games—cliché, I know—so we made chocolate chip cookies, brown and blue. It's sad that we can't send you food through the internet or something, similar to what Willy Wonka achieved. But you can always make your own! There are TONS of recipes online (even though you can't weigh websites...or can you?). Check 'em out! =D

I Don't Always End With a Closing,
heartsstarssmiles

Chocolate chip...yet drastically different from ours. (Click here.)

The Various Hairs of Princess Leia

Original: 

Base image from: this very Wikipedia page

All non-originals are my photoshop works.