I seem to be obsessed with nerd jokes lately! (Heartsstarssmiles here.) So here are some more, continued from the last post...
Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?
Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?
Stay tuned, I'll post more later.
Report Card
Science: C
Math: F
Social Studies: F
PE: F
English: F
"Look, Mom! Carbon tetrafluoride!"
Mathematician #1: Ha! π is irrational, meaning it can't be expressed as a relationship between two numbers! *smug look on face*
Mathematician #2: π/1
This next one isn't exactly nerdy, but...
Person: Aaaah! A werewolf!
Wolf #1: Heh, I'm no werewolf. I'm a whenwolf. I just go around telling everyone what time it is!
Wolf #2: "All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations."
Wolf #1: Thanks, whywolf!
Wolf #3: Kurt Vonnegut said that!
Wolf #1: Thanks, whowolf!
I am Nitrogen/Erbium/Dysprosium.
NErDy
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
This next one is nice. I like Lady Gaga. But I should just make you click here.
Hey, what's your sine? It must be π/2 because you are the one.
i: Be rational.
π: Get real.
I told a waiter this next joke (that I posted earlier).
Chemist #1: I'll have some H2O.
Chemist #2: I'll have some H2O, too.
(Chemist #2 dies.)
How often do I make jokes about chemistry?
Periodically.
128√e980
If you erase the top, it says...
I Love You
Math puns are the first sign of madness.
Are you sulfur, tantalum, hydrogen, or phosphorous?
Because I want you to STaHP.
Speed Limit: 2x = (360/4)
I'm not being obtuse, but you know I'm right when I say you're acute.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you.
Ugh! You're so much like a nitrogen and silver mix.
NAg, NAg, NAg!
349 words!
Some dragon nerds like to play "Houses and Humans."
Oxygen: You guys wanna go watch a movie?
Potassium: K.
Sodium: Na.
Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?
Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?
Stay tuned, I'll post more later.
Report Card
Science: C
Math: F
Social Studies: F
PE: F
English: F
"Look, Mom! Carbon tetrafluoride!"
Mathematician #1: Ha! π is irrational, meaning it can't be expressed as a relationship between two numbers! *smug look on face*
Mathematician #2: π/1
This next one isn't exactly nerdy, but...
Person: Aaaah! A werewolf!
Wolf #1: Heh, I'm no werewolf. I'm a whenwolf. I just go around telling everyone what time it is!
Wolf #2: "All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations."
Wolf #1: Thanks, whywolf!
Wolf #3: Kurt Vonnegut said that!
Wolf #1: Thanks, whowolf!
I am Nitrogen/Erbium/Dysprosium.
NErDy
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
This next one is nice. I like Lady Gaga. But I should just make you click here.
Hey, what's your sine? It must be π/2 because you are the one.
i: Be rational.
π: Get real.
I told a waiter this next joke (that I posted earlier).
Chemist #1: I'll have some H2O.
Chemist #2: I'll have some H2O, too.
(Chemist #2 dies.)
How often do I make jokes about chemistry?
Periodically.
128√e980
If you erase the top, it says...
I Love You
Math puns are the first sign of madness.
Are you sulfur, tantalum, hydrogen, or phosphorous?
Because I want you to STaHP.
Speed Limit: 2x = (360/4)
I'm not being obtuse, but you know I'm right when I say you're acute.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you.
Ugh! You're so much like a nitrogen and silver mix.
NAg, NAg, NAg!
349 words!
Some dragon nerds like to play "Houses and Humans."
Oxygen: You guys wanna go watch a movie?
Potassium: K.
Sodium: Na.
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